what is u? i jumped with a ninja because im fucking awesome!!

Pick The Month You Were Born In:

1 (jan) - i danced with
2 (Feb) - i needed
3 (Mar) - i killed
4 (Apr) - i got drunk with
5 (May) - i slapped
6 (June) - i yelled at
7 (July) - i slept with
8 (Aug) - i jumped with
9 (Sept) - i ran naked with
10 (Oct) - i shot
11 (Nov) - i kissed
12) (Dec) - i fucked


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - a hobo
2 - the cool aid man
3 - a porn star
4 - a crackhead
5 - the one i love
6 - willy wonka
7 - a monkey
8 - a teletubby
9 - a condom
10 - Yo Momma
11 - my "boo"
12 - a ninja
13 - paris hilton
14 - a sexy boy
15 - a stripper
16 - a slut
17 - a snowman
18 - Spongebob
19 - my crush
20 - a toilet
21 - the cookie monster
22 - my ex.
23 - my right hand bitch
24 - a gangsta
25 - a homeless guy
26 - a pervert
27 - barney (the dinosaur)
28 - the jonas brothers
29 - a bed
30 - my pool
31- my underware


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im cool
Black - because i love sex
Pink - because im a skank
Turquoise-​​​because i like to skinny dip
Brown- because i love hats
Polka Dots - because Im CRAZY
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because that bitch stole my hamburger
Other - because I'm ghetto
Green - because i have AMAZING boobs
Orange - because i am a mental retard
Red- because Im in a gang
Blue - because im fucking awesome
Tye dye- because Im a groovey scuba diver
Graphic- because gummy bears rape me
Yellow- because i am a weird-o
None- because i have hot abs

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