my laptop? doest deserve call as laptop!

since i got a laptop...
well is my sis second hand one

let me tell u y i say it doest deserve call as laptop
coz... it not 100%portable!

1.it has no battery! i spoil it! so need charger always!
2.the keyboard spoil! so have to bring a external keyboard everywhere
3.i always use a external mouse
4.even has a external hardrive
5.constantly not enough usb port coz i got scanner to use n stuff
6. the lastest n today! i found out it can output the screen in to my computer screen! it become bigger! so it call a external screen!

so my laptop is not so portable:P